YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
(i maintain this is all the fault of officerbobrovsky) (also kind of not a crossover but i do what i want)
the yule ball is coming up. even if sidney cared — which he doesn’t — he would be able to tell, just because of how much everyone in his year is chattering about it.
not to mention the crowd of girls who stalk evgeni malkin in the library has doubled in size.
honestly, sid — he’s not trying to be mean, or exclusionary. he isn’t. but malkin is always in the library, sitting at the other end of the table sid’s thought of as his ever since his first year, and wherever he goes, he’s inevitably followed by a seemingly endless number of girls.
not that malkin himself is bad — in fact, sid thinks if it weren’t for said girls following him, malkin would be quite alright. he’s in a few of sid’s courses, defense against the dark arts and charms and transfiguration, and sid’s honestly a little envious of his magic. what they saw in the first task hasn’t done malkin justice, or at least sid thinks so. besides, he doesn’t talk much when he’s in the library, just sits and reads over his textbooks and doesn’t disturb sid at all when he’s studying, which is exactly what sid needs.
the girls, though. they chatter, and giggle, and distract sid from his reading, and sid knows it’s because they’re only third years, but he still wishes they would just stop.
finally, three weeks before the ball, when gossip is at a height and even jack and colby are starting to ask sid whether he’s found a date yet — not that sid really wants a date, because the yule ball is probably going to be boring and terrible and having a date would be awkward and he just doesn’t, okay — sid just. snaps.
"excuse me," he hisses, even as some of the girls come up with schemes to ask malkin despite the fact that they’ll never actually do so, "but some of us are using the library to study.”
"oh," one of them says, a girl from sid’s house who sid thinks tried out for the quidditch team last year. "i — we’re sorry, sid."
"it’s alright," sid replies, feeling slightly taken aback, "just — please go talk somewhere else."
the girls whisper to one another, and then as a group leave the library, leaving sid in blissful silence.
"thank you," sid hears, and he glances up from his arithmancy textbook to find malkin smiling bashfully at him. it’s — it’s a good look for him.
"i — you’re welcome," sid stutters out.
malkin’s smile grows even bigger, and sid doesn’t really know how to deal with it other than smiling back.
"don’t think we meet," malkin says, scooting closer along the bench and bringing his books along with him. "my name evgeni."
"sid — sidney," sid replies, biting his lip. "how do you say — evgeni?"
he butchers it, of course, and feels his ears burning, but evgeni just laughs. “hard for english,” he says, grinning at sid like they’re sharing a secret. “geno easier.”
"geno," sid repeats dutifully. "well, nice to meet you, geno." he gives geno another smile before turning back to his textbook.
"i — sid," geno says, and sid glances up to find geno looking at him earnestly. "i — i wonder if — well —"
"yes?" sid asks, probably a little too quickly, but, well, geno looks interested and kind and alright, he is very handsome.
"well," geno says, reaching up to rub at the back of his neck. "i wonder if — if you want to go to ball. with me."
"i," sid says. well, squeaks. "the yule ball? you — you’re not joking, right?”
geno shakes his head vigorouslyl. “no, of course not!”
"oh," sid says, feeling slightly stunned.
geno chews at his lip, cheeks slightly pink. “can understand if say no, but —”
"yes," sid replies, and maybe he isn’t thinking this through, but. evgeni malkin, handsome adorable triwizard champion is asking him to the yule ball.
besides, jack and colby have told him to stop overthinking things for years. he might as well start now.
and really, malkin — geno — is very handsome.
"Don’t think this makes you any less of a friend."
I FORGOT I DONT HAVE A BRA ON UNDER MY SWEATSHIRT AND I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL I WAS HALFWAY DOWN THE DRIVEWAY AND IT WAS TOO LATE TO TURN AROUND
STEVE ROGERS HAS A TELL (continued from this post)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier + tilt shift
You won Science!
congrats on an awesome season 2!
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break